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fearlesstemp.i. cinderella complex
On my way into work today, my shoe came off as I was going up the outside cement steps to my building, which would be annoying anytime, but was made particularly wretched because (1) it was raining, (2) my forward momentum was unstoppable and so I stomped right down on the dirty concrete with my knee-highed foot, and (3) there were two people hot on my heels who saw it happen.
I am familiar with embarrassing moments like this one, and the truth is that most of the time other people are pretty cool about it. If you face up to your embarrassment with a rueful smile, like, "Not a foot in a puddle AGAIN!" then people are usually all "Ha ha! It happens to the best of us!"
Sadly, the people behind me were the kind who, in moments like this, respond with blank looks that say, "Wow. Lame explosion. So glad I'm nothing like her!"
And so that kind of stunk. And then. AND THEN. I made it worse by waving my hand in a dramatic way and announcing, "Don't worry, I've got it!" before hopping down a step to put my shoe back on. Why? Why did I say that? Did I expect one of them to snatch up my two-year-old Target brown flat and place it on my foot? DID I? Some small part of me must have!
.ii. tetanus tales
While I was at Target yesterday buying Enchanted on DVD (I tried to resist but lasted only one day), my brother called my cell phone. He told me this story that started with a night out at a bar and ended with him tripping over a bike rack while running across his yard, and was followed up by asking me when he'd last gotten a tetanus shot. I informed him that I do not carry his medical records on my person, and so he would be best off calling his doctor.
Tonight he called to check in at home and I ended up on the phone with him. He told me he'd found out that he was up do date on his tetanus shot, and I said, "Oh, so you talked to the doctor?"
My mother's ears, honed by her protective instincts, picked up this statement from across the room. "What? Is Jimmy okay? Is something wrong?"
"Is it okay if I tell her?" I asked him, because I had been under strict orders not to tell her the day before because he knew she would freak out.
"Yeah, go ahead," my brother said at the same time my mother said, "TELL ME WHAT?"
"Jimmy tripped over a bike rack and cut up his leg, and he called me yesterday to find out if he was up to date on his tetanus."
My mother said, "Well, I have no idea if he is!"
And then I said (and I feel kind of bad about this after the fact), "Well, he's been feeling kind of weird, like, when he bites into something, sometimes he can't open his mouth back up."
"Tell her I've been having muscle spasms," Jimmy piped in over the phone.
"And he's been having muscle spasms," I said.
"Oh my God!" my mother said.
"What's that, Jim?" I said into the phone, "And you've got a fever?"
"He needs to go to a doctor! Is there on call down there in Texas? He needs to go to on call!"
And then I told her that we were kidding, and she almost threw the meatloaf she was mixing together right at my head.
.iii. scout status
The last time I updated I think I was all in a tizzy over my little cat Scout. I am happy to report that she's doing better, though not fully recovered. We're giving her pain medication and her leg seems to be getting better by the day. So that's good!
On my way into work today, my shoe came off as I was going up the outside cement steps to my building, which would be annoying anytime, but was made particularly wretched because (1) it was raining, (2) my forward momentum was unstoppable and so I stomped right down on the dirty concrete with my knee-highed foot, and (3) there were two people hot on my heels who saw it happen.
I am familiar with embarrassing moments like this one, and the truth is that most of the time other people are pretty cool about it. If you face up to your embarrassment with a rueful smile, like, "Not a foot in a puddle AGAIN!" then people are usually all "Ha ha! It happens to the best of us!"
Sadly, the people behind me were the kind who, in moments like this, respond with blank looks that say, "Wow. Lame explosion. So glad I'm nothing like her!"
And so that kind of stunk. And then. AND THEN. I made it worse by waving my hand in a dramatic way and announcing, "Don't worry, I've got it!" before hopping down a step to put my shoe back on. Why? Why did I say that? Did I expect one of them to snatch up my two-year-old Target brown flat and place it on my foot? DID I? Some small part of me must have!
.ii. tetanus tales
While I was at Target yesterday buying Enchanted on DVD (I tried to resist but lasted only one day), my brother called my cell phone. He told me this story that started with a night out at a bar and ended with him tripping over a bike rack while running across his yard, and was followed up by asking me when he'd last gotten a tetanus shot. I informed him that I do not carry his medical records on my person, and so he would be best off calling his doctor.
Tonight he called to check in at home and I ended up on the phone with him. He told me he'd found out that he was up do date on his tetanus shot, and I said, "Oh, so you talked to the doctor?"
My mother's ears, honed by her protective instincts, picked up this statement from across the room. "What? Is Jimmy okay? Is something wrong?"
"Is it okay if I tell her?" I asked him, because I had been under strict orders not to tell her the day before because he knew she would freak out.
"Yeah, go ahead," my brother said at the same time my mother said, "TELL ME WHAT?"
"Jimmy tripped over a bike rack and cut up his leg, and he called me yesterday to find out if he was up to date on his tetanus."
My mother said, "Well, I have no idea if he is!"
And then I said (and I feel kind of bad about this after the fact), "Well, he's been feeling kind of weird, like, when he bites into something, sometimes he can't open his mouth back up."
"Tell her I've been having muscle spasms," Jimmy piped in over the phone.
"And he's been having muscle spasms," I said.
"Oh my God!" my mother said.
"What's that, Jim?" I said into the phone, "And you've got a fever?"
"He needs to go to a doctor! Is there on call down there in Texas? He needs to go to on call!"
And then I told her that we were kidding, and she almost threw the meatloaf she was mixing together right at my head.
.iii. scout status
The last time I updated I think I was all in a tizzy over my little cat Scout. I am happy to report that she's doing better, though not fully recovered. We're giving her pain medication and her leg seems to be getting better by the day. So that's good!
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Date: 2008-03-21 06:11 pm (UTC)Anyway: awesome.
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Date: 2008-03-22 06:44 pm (UTC)Anyway: You are the one who is awesome. :)
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Date: 2008-03-22 06:57 pm (UTC)Anyway! I managed to ensnare
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Date: 2008-03-22 07:04 pm (UTC)2. That's so funny, I spent last night converting a friend to Psych! Sadly she does not see the Gus/Shawn (I KNOW!), but she really liked the show.
3. OMG, now that I know I'm not alone in pressuring you to write a Psych story, I might have to turn it up a notch! Come on, you + Psychfic= MEANT TO BE!
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Date: 2008-03-22 07:21 pm (UTC)I have been drifting into other projects lately, in addition to bandslash, so I think it might happen! Like the other night, I wrote a CSI:NY story completely out of the blue. Very exciting times. I think I'm just such a fan of the show that I worry that I would get it wrong and be peeved with myself.
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Date: 2008-03-23 05:17 am (UTC)LMAO! @ prank on your mom.