fearlesstemp | (no subject)

If I were a month I would be: October

If I were a day of the week I would be: Wednesday

If I were a time of day I would be: 7PM

If I were a planet I would be: Saturn

If I were a sea animal I would be: An otter.

If I were a direction I would be: Northeast.

If I were a piece of furniture I would be: A sofa.

If I were a historical figure I would be: In all likelihood, dead.

If I were a liquid I would be: Soda

If I were a stone, I would be: Graphite.

If I were a tree, I would be: Oak

If I were a bird, I would be: A chickadee

If I were a tool, I would be: A hammer

If I were a flower/plant, I would be: A tulip.

If I were a kind of weather, I would be: A snowfall

If I were a mythical creature, I would be: Okay with it, because there's a good chance I'd have superpowers.

If I were a musical instrument, I would be: A violin.

If I were an animal, I would be: A squirrel.

If I were a color, I would be: Orange

If I were an emotion, I would be: Amused

If I were a vegetable, I would be: Avocado

If I were a sound, I would be: A quiet one.

If I were an element, I would be: Xenon.

If I were a car, I would be: A bug.

If I were a song, I would be: One with a nice beat that you can dance to.

If I were a movie, I would be directed by: Howard Hawks

If I were a book, I would be written by: Janet Evanovich

If I were a food, I would be: Kettle corn

If I were a place, I would be: Cape Cod

If I were a material, I would be: Cotton

If I were a taste, I would be: Sweet

If I were a scent, I would be: Dryer sheets

If I were a religion, I would be: Humanism? Something like Catholicism but minus the guilt and the skeevy hierarchy.

If I were a word, I would be: Dude, due to nothing but sheer overuse on my part.

If I were an object, I would be: A pencil

If I were a body part I would be: A hand

If I were a facial expression I would be: A smile

If I were a subject in school I would be: Social Studies

If I were a cartoon character I would be: JEM. Because what self-respecting girl born in the early eighties isn't, in some small corner of her soul, an international rock star/international spy with questionable hair?

If I were a shape I would be: A trapezoid

If I were a number I would be: 3