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scoutmol
User Number: 103898
Date Created:04-17-01
Number of Posts: 386
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Jess is a suburban white girl who enjoys getting down with her bad self, entertains an unhealthy obsession with JC Chasez, and sounds disturbingly like a valley girl despite having been born and raised in upstate New York. She is firmly anti-bee and pro-cat, but neutral when it comes to ferrets. She apologizes for any and all anti-ferret comments made in the recent past.
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Strengths: writing rambling livejournal entries, intimate knowledge of the soapnet schedule, speaking for extended periods of time without saying anything of substance, being boring
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Weaknesses: general lack of coordination, tardiness, spaciness, terrible e-mail correspondence skills, prone to spazz-outs, singing voice reminiscent of a cat's death wail |
Special Skills: can say the alphabet backwards, can go from zero to paralyzing guilt over imagined or real committed slight in 2.3 seconds, can make hospital corners on beds
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Weapons: sonic thighs, electric blue station wagon of DOOM, averted glare of mild annoyance |
Motto: Dude! |
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