damn you, raspberry danish! damn you to hell!

[fearlesstemp]

Were I Boss of the World, one of the very first things I'd do would be to find a way to make secondary food choices have fewer calories. Because, seriously? It's so not fair that my hips are going to register this raspberry danish I just ate when what I *really* wanted was just one little butter cookie, which would have had far fewer fat grams and calories. But! We have no little butter cookies! This is because my 87-year-old grandfather had the audacity to finish them all when he came over for dinner Sunday night. I know! What nerve!

Anyway. I needed something carby and sweet to go with the hot chocolate I was about to drink -- which was also not my fault. Someone mentioned how their dreamy husband had just delivered a nice hot cup of tea to them while I was talking to them on the IM, and I couldn't help thinking: I want that. Meaning, a hot husband delivering hot beverages. Sadly, all I have are two cats who are at this point not acknowledging my existence because I bought them the wrong kind of cat food, and so I had to drag my sorry ass downstairs in search of a hot beverage, which was, in my case, hot chocolate. And somewhere between getting the beverage idea while sitting by my computer and reaching the kitchen, I'd somehow become incredibly attached to the hot chocolate 'n butter cookie duo, and when the butter cookies weren't to be found, I had to go to a secondary food choice -- the raspberry danish, which was suitably carby and sweet (a little too sweet, to be honest).

And now I'm going to have to pay for the fatty secondary food choice. It's just not fair! I know, life isn't fair.

I thought I had more to say when I opened this Update Journal window but, apparently, I was wrong.

Comments

[zeldachilds.livejournal.com]

I just ate a bunch of those small chocolate chip cookies from Trader Joe's. They're like those Cat Cookies, but they're not called Cat Cookies. All I wanted was oatmeal, but I didn't feel like doing dishes after I cooked it.

Also, I hope you and your cats make up!

[fearlesstemp.livejournal.com]

I so want some of those cookies right now! And also, thanks for the cat wishes -- I think we're going to work through the issues. I totally caved and bought their usual food on the way home tonight.

[kaelie.livejournal.com]

We'll add this to the platform when we Rule The World, dude. Also, hey! New icon! I like it so much! Can I copy?

[fearlesstemp.livejournal.com]

Dude, it will totally have to be a KEY part of our platform!

And also, yes! Of course! OMG, this is so exciting! Someone likes and wants to emulate one of my ghetto icons! Please do, we'll be Icon Twins in addition to Brain Twins!

hee hee

[foxyfrau.livejournal.com]

I love to hear your thought processes. ("I was making meatloaf, so I had to stop at the store to get slice-and-bake cookies...")

Re: hee hee

[fearlesstemp.livejournal.com]

It all makes sense in my head, as scary as that may seem.