Dying velcro WalMart sneakers! This is indeed v. tragic for The Bandit. I understand because my father has a bizarre connection to his, and even though they barely hold together and look ridiculous, he refuses to invest in another plan.
Also: WalMart is evil! They make their employees have creepy early-morning rally meetings! But I still sometimes end up buying things there because I suck -- it's four minutes from my house and the nearest non-WalMart store (like, say, Target) is, like, twenty or thirty minutes away and, I know, I should be Willing To Make The Sacrifice Of An Extra Thirty Minutes, but I guess I'm not when it's eight at night and I realize I need film or cheap shampoo. Which is probably why America is the way it is, because of people like me.
Re: I have nothing to say
Date: 2004-01-20 09:07 pm (UTC)Also: WalMart is evil! They make their employees have creepy early-morning rally meetings! But I still sometimes end up buying things there because I suck -- it's four minutes from my house and the nearest non-WalMart store (like, say, Target) is, like, twenty or thirty minutes away and, I know, I should be Willing To Make The Sacrifice Of An Extra Thirty Minutes, but I guess I'm not when it's eight at night and I realize I need film or cheap shampoo. Which is probably why America is the way it is, because of people like me.