Dude, you totally played fair! You used problem-solving skills! Isn't this what you try to convey to your students? You're a teacher, what can they expect?

Do you remember when I won the jellybean contest in the dining hall freshman year? And I got to walk around campus with a GIANT Valentine basket/stuffed/aniaml/candy thingee and pretend I had a boyfriend who gave it to me? That was awesome.