Bwa! You kill me, Jess. Not with the smell but with your Jessi-ness.

We have two skunks in our backyard and fortunately, they're very nice skunks and have never sprayed me when I wander out in their domain. I've taken to calling them Black and White. White is the shy skunk and will bolt whenever he sees me. Black just blinks and stares at me like I'm going to do something interesting. When I just stare back at him, he turns around and does his business.