OMG, this one's keeper. Seriously, I have tears in my eyes from laughing so hard. The talking out loud part (I do that) and the unleashing of the expletives part (I do that, too)? -- Hilarious, dude. You totally need to be a writer, as opposed to a lawyer. We lawyer-types write, but not in the good way. Also, overheard at work today: one of the older partners making the doctor joke. Was that ever funny?