When Felix and I took our road trip this time last year, we saw some great signs. I think the best one was "Beware: Aggressive Drivers." I think this was in Pennsylvania on a stretch between two Amish areas, and there were slimy-looking bars and adult video stores with giant XXX signs and flashing lights about every 100 yards. I guess the truck drivers get pretty agressive drving through dry, porn-free territory without any relief.

There was also the billboard for McDonald's that claimed a "unique Victorian dining romm.". In a McDonald's? I really wanted to go to check out if the atmosphere was all that the sign promised, but sadly, we missed the turn.

Felix's all time favorite, however, is the "Wait for the green signal" at traffic lights.