Oh, I'm a BIG advocate of the "but I don't know how..." style of avoiding coffee-making, and have actually used it at other workplaces, but here the method is so simple that after they showed me once, I couldn't act like I didn't know how. Or I could, but they'd probably decide I was too dumb for the job in general.

Resist! Do not learn how to make coffee! That way lies indignity and annoyance! Buying creamer is much better.

Also, that's a great icon. Firefly!