Jess, you are absolutely my favorite person today.

It's been three hours since I read this entry and I'm still giggling madly about it.

You know what I discovered today because of your entry? It's possible to have a hysterical fit of laughter and force a huge gulp of water down my throat at the same time. It did take throat muscle coordination and both hands covering my mouth (hard!) so I didn't spew the water out but I did it. ;)

You make the simple (ha!) task of making coffee sound so damn funny.