okay, a, I wear a slip, especially in the winter, in part because a slip keeps you warm, and in part because I have various woolen skirts with itchy waistbands, and a slip fixes the problem completely.

I only own one, which I bought because I had a dress which was kind of see through, but I sort of wish I had more. Also, they look nice.

In other news, I enjoy bitching about the young people and their inability to inarticulate their speech, just like the elderly piano teacher who terrorized me in my youth. I'm soooo oooold.