Fascinating stuff! For example, did you know that the American soldiers retreated so fast from the Battle of Washington that the chasing British soldiers collapsed of heatstroke? Go us!

I did not know that! That is awesome! And I'll be telling every poor soul who wanders across my path just how awesome it is. Really, what's better than a history documentary?

Now I'll have Johnny Horton's "Battle of New Orleans" in my head for the rest of the night, but I don't think I can blame that on you.