While I completely understand Abigail wanting to ditch the sort of cheerful, endless rowdiness that comes from any large family gathering, meningitis is a harsh way to go about scheduling an absence. I mean, sure, I usually avoid family functions by saying I'm going to have experimental surgery; but I'm lying.

Poor kid. I hope she recovers well. ::wafts good vibes toward A. and her parents::

Seriously, the next time a clue bus passes your grandfather's cabal of aides needs to hop on board. I wouldn't budge on the paycheck issue, whatever they were used to in the past. I know it's hard to find good help, but a static pay date isn't going to kill them. I do not suffer helpless twittery kindly, and they are acting not only like helpless twits but like spoiled brats. Be strong! The Official Research Dept. Voodoo Doll is at the ready should you need it.